sengal

Ct yg sengal2 ayam xpandai ckp omputeh..g ke bndr..tetiba dia trlanggar mt saleh.
Ct: i'm sorry
mt slh: i'm sorry to
Ct: dgn penuh konfiden dia menjwb lagi..i'm sorry three.
Mt slh: what are u talking for?
Ct: i'm sorry five:
mt slh: are u sick?
Ct: i'm sorry seven...

madu

Ani: bang..manis ke madu?
Abg: uishhh manis sngt ani oi..he he he*gelak jahat*
ani: klu manis..ani nak 2.
Abg: bio betul ani??kamu dah ilang akal?
Ani: betul la bang..ani xmain2.
...Esoknya...
Abg: tada!! Ani...ni abg bwkkan 2 madu..ni leha,ni una..
Ani: ABANG!?!? SAYA NAK MADU LEBAH..BUKAN MADU NI !! WAAAA.
MORAL: ckp biar terang..